BREAKING NEWS: Cats Everywhere Declared Obsessed with Cat Paradise!

In an unprecedented turn of events, cats across the globe have expressed their “unconditional love” for Cat Paradise, the online shop created by New York-based designer couple and cat enthusiasts. Reports suggest that cats, once indifferent to human affairs, are suddenly glued to their screens, purring in delight as their owners browse the selection of stylish, “mentally-fluffy” goods.

“Just this morning, my cat stole my laptop to browse Cat Paradise,” claims one baffled customer. “Now she won’t leave me alone until I buy her a new cat bed!”

Experts say that the collection at Cat Paradise has triggered an unexpected level of excitement among feline friends, noting that items like cozy blankets, stylish scratchers, and cat-themed decor seem to have a “hypnotic effect” on even the most independent kitties.

Even Mimi, the official “founder” and beloved muse behind Cat Paradise, reportedly approves. According to sources close to Mimi, she was spotted purring contentedly as her human employees stocked up on new items for the shop.

It’s safe to say that if your cat could shop, Cat Paradise would be their first stop. Owners, beware: your fur-baby might have a serious shopping habit before you know it!

Stay tuned for more cat-tastic updates from Cat Paradise, the place where cats rule the shopping carts!